Ten Random facts about the PerfectMisfit..
10.The PerfectMisfit loves movies. His life, his thoughts, his actions can all be traced back to some movie scene , but please dont try looking for the source movie, because you possibly cannot search amongst all(read hindi, english, hinglish, B grade, porn, super B grade, tam, gulti, khatta, spanish, french, german, indie ) movies that he watches.
9. The PerfectMisfit is a big show-off(unlike what his testimonials suggest) and is well known for bragging. He can be found talking utter gibberish about anything ranging from the underlying naxalism in the current political parties to the t*t size of the girl in front of him.
8. The PerfectMisfit's favourite pastime currently is posing with other people's cars and bikes and clicking away to glory and then showing those pics to random people claiming the vehicles to be his own.
7. Once when the PerfectMisfit was in school, he fought with a girl over a trivial matter and tore her shirt and when the teacher( who was the misfit's mom herself) came to the class and the girl was about to go back to her bench, he shouted at the top of his voice at her 'Hey ***, your shirt is torn'..Needless to say, his mom spanked the living daylights out of him...he is still trying to figure out why he did that.
6. Unlike what he seems from outside the PerfectMisfit respects womenfolk a lot, particularly the ones who dont talk much, dont crib, dont love shopping, dont love babies, dont love SRK, dont love choclates and dont....
5. Once upon a time the PerfectMisfit used to be fat and ugly. His mom used to tell him that no girl would ever look at him. Boy was she wrong :D
4. The PerfectMisfit has a legendary knack of having road accidents.It started from the good old days of tobu cycles and continues even now when he's driving a car. Stop press - he's going to fly next week.
3. This ones's specially for single girls looking for so called 'Friends' on Orkut:- The PerfectMisfit may seem like the regular bloke next door who happens to be charming witty and fun, but in reality he was the 19XX underwear model for CK, has a PhD in advance mathematics, hosts his own cooking show, sings and dances in theatre, has been a CIA secret agent among many other things that he has done.
2. The PerfectMisfit is a great planner and considers his normal day as waste, if he doesnt make 10 new plans everyday and chalk out the exact manner in which he would execute them. Last known, he was planning to go to Nandigram.
1. Gosh, it seems he is almost done with the 10 facts with still tonnes to go :(. Still wrapping up..he is ur ultimate narrsisst, has recently been detected to be suffering from Schizophrenia, loves the only few friends he has and can kill for them, claims to be at the IIT ( which is a figment of his imagination and in all probablity he is at the Tau bhatija Institute of technology), makes it a point to fight with his near ones everyday and then loses sleep over those fights and firmly believes in one person and his one sayin which sums it all up :-
"Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. "
- Adolf Hitler.
Now, that you have read all about him, if you want to get in touch with him for any issues/doubts/clarifications ( wish i could sign off my official mails to my manager this way ), the easiest way to do that is :-
Jump into the nearest lake/river/ocean.
You will probably find the PerfectMisfit as soon as you reach hell.
9. The PerfectMisfit is a big show-off(unlike what his testimonials suggest) and is well known for bragging. He can be found talking utter gibberish about anything ranging from the underlying naxalism in the current political parties to the t*t size of the girl in front of him.
8. The PerfectMisfit's favourite pastime currently is posing with other people's cars and bikes and clicking away to glory and then showing those pics to random people claiming the vehicles to be his own.
7. Once when the PerfectMisfit was in school, he fought with a girl over a trivial matter and tore her shirt and when the teacher( who was the misfit's mom herself) came to the class and the girl was about to go back to her bench, he shouted at the top of his voice at her 'Hey ***, your shirt is torn'..Needless to say, his mom spanked the living daylights out of him...he is still trying to figure out why he did that.
6. Unlike what he seems from outside the PerfectMisfit respects womenfolk a lot, particularly the ones who dont talk much, dont crib, dont love shopping, dont love babies, dont love SRK, dont love choclates and dont....
5. Once upon a time the PerfectMisfit used to be fat and ugly. His mom used to tell him that no girl would ever look at him. Boy was she wrong :D
4. The PerfectMisfit has a legendary knack of having road accidents.It started from the good old days of tobu cycles and continues even now when he's driving a car. Stop press - he's going to fly next week.
3. This ones's specially for single girls looking for so called 'Friends' on Orkut:- The PerfectMisfit may seem like the regular bloke next door who happens to be charming witty and fun, but in reality he was the 19XX underwear model for CK, has a PhD in advance mathematics, hosts his own cooking show, sings and dances in theatre, has been a CIA secret agent among many other things that he has done.
2. The PerfectMisfit is a great planner and considers his normal day as waste, if he doesnt make 10 new plans everyday and chalk out the exact manner in which he would execute them. Last known, he was planning to go to Nandigram.
1. Gosh, it seems he is almost done with the 10 facts with still tonnes to go :(. Still wrapping up..he is ur ultimate narrsisst, has recently been detected to be suffering from Schizophrenia, loves the only few friends he has and can kill for them, claims to be at the IIT ( which is a figment of his imagination and in all probablity he is at the Tau bhatija Institute of technology), makes it a point to fight with his near ones everyday and then loses sleep over those fights and firmly believes in one person and his one sayin which sums it all up :-
"Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. "
- Adolf Hitler.
Now, that you have read all about him, if you want to get in touch with him for any issues/doubts/clarifications ( wish i could sign off my official mails to my manager this way ), the easiest way to do that is :-
Jump into the nearest lake/river/ocean.
You will probably find the PerfectMisfit as soon as you reach hell.
posted by Perfect Misfit at 7:54 AM
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